The Only Thing That Outweighs Our Chaos, Is Our Love.
Farm Fresh
It's no secret that a lot of the meat found in stores comes from animals that are raised in overcrowded conditions while being pumped full of growth hormones. Here at Happy Chaos Farms we pride ourselves on humanely raising quality meat. Our animals have multiple acres to graze and forage. They are cared for with love and respect. We believe it is better for animals to grow at their natural rate and for them to live a happy, "free" life. While it can be sad for us to become attached to our "feeder" animals, it is our belief that it's better to produce happy, healthy animals opposed to animals who never get to experience fresh grass and the freedom to roam.
Free Range Eggs
We are proud to offer a variety of eggs.
Currently we offer:
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Chicken Eggs
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Duck Eggs
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Guinea Eggs
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Turkey Eggs (seasonally)
Chicken
Duck
Turkey
Much of our chicken is hatched right here on the farm. They spend their whole lives in a "natural" environment. They're able to forage just as our layer birds do.
We process chicken as full bird or parted.
Some of our Duck and Turkey birds are hatched right here on the farm. Those that are not, are responsibly sourced from other farms with the same core values.
Duck and Turkey are available seasonally.
It is recommended to reserve holiday Turkeys in advance.
Pork
Yearly we offer whole/half hogs.
Our hogs are taken to our local processing center free of charge. The center will then contact you to discuss your cuts of meat.
Hogs can be taken to other facilities for a fee.
Rabbit
Coming soon.
